Gather round disciples, your master is finally ready to reveal the ultimate secrets of the senior developers. Learn how to transform complex, unreadable code into poetry. Or, more accurately, learn what goes through an old developer's head when he's trying to clean up some dodgy code.
I'm a Senior Developer at Shine, and my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. Contact Shine for prices.